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----- Original Message -----
From: "abba koffi" <>
To: <>
Sent: Tuesday, November 26, 2002 8:31 PM

my eamil is


Dear ,
I am ABBA KOFFI the only son of late former Director of finance, Chief MICHEAL KOFFI of Sierra-Leone diamond and Mining Corporation. I must confess my agitation is real, and my word is my bond, in this proposal. My late father diverted this fund acquired from the over influencing of price of sales/purchasing of raw Materials, now deposited the money with EKO BANK IN LAGOS NIGERIA BY FIXED DEPOSIT FORM, and he attached a strict clause to the fund in bracket (PAY AS RECEIVED), where I am residing under political asylum with my younger sister Magreth, my younger sister who is 17 years old.
Now the war in my country is over with the help of ECOMOG soldiers, the present government of Sierra Leone has revoked the passport of all officers who served under the former regime and now ask countries to expel such person at the same time freeze their account and confiscate their asset, it is on this note that I am contacting you, all I needed from you is to furnish me with your bank particulars:

1) Account name.
2) Account number.
3) Bank address, telephone and fax number For you to assist me transfer this money in your private bank account, the said amount is (Twelve Million Dollars) $12 Million.

I am compensating you with 12% of the total money amount, now all my hope is banked on you and I really wants to invest this money in your country, were their is stability of Government, political and economic Welfare.

Honestly I want you to believe that this transaction is real and never a joke. My late father Chief KOFFI gave me the photocopies of the certificate of deposit issued to him by the EKO INTERNATIONAL BANK IN LAGOS NIGERIA on the day of deposit, and he called me closer to his bed side before his call to glory (R.I.P) that I should pray to god first, before contacting any foreigner and he warned me strictly that I should avoid African men with their greedy and evil mind since this is the only legacy we are inheriting from him.
SIR, this is for you to be clarified because, I do not expose my self to anybody I see, I believe that you are able to keep this transaction secret for me because this money is the hope of my life, it is important.

Please call me immediately after you must have gone through my message fill free and make it urgent. That is the reason why I offered you 12 % of the total money amount, and in case of any other necessary Expenses you might incure during this transaction including your telephone calls.

N.B Try and negotiate for me some profitable blue chip investment opportunities which is risky free which I can invest with this money when it is transferred to your account and you will be our guardian, personally I am interested in estate management and hotel business, please advise me. Call me back immediately you receive this message for More explanation. And promise Magreth and me my younger sister to be a father considering our situation and not to betray us.

Thanks and God bless
Best regards

my eamil is
NB: my late father used me the only son as the beneficiary / next of kin on the day of deposit and also told me I need a foreign assistance of a foreigner with a legitimate bank Account abroad who will stand as co-beneficiary and partner abroad my eamil is _________________________________________________________

Dear Abba,

It certainly sounds like you are facing your waterloo! And your sister, Magreth, sure sounds like a dancing queen. As for me, We Are A Simple Four-Letter Word. However, I'm a marionette, and I Believe In You. I'd like you to Take A Chance On Me - that's the name of the game - yipee yay!
Knowing Me, Knowing You, I think this transaction has a good chance of succeeding. I Have a Dream, and Something On My Mind tells me you can help achieve it.




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