Scamble

Because every Nigerian Scammer needs more surrealism

Mr Wale... get it? Oh, never mind.

----- Original Message -----
From: <waleadams1@emailacc.com>
To: <crotillus@yahoo.com>
Sent: Monday, September 01, 2003 9:39 PM
Subject: mail me (immediately)

> RESIDENTIAL ADDRESS
> # 16 OBIOMA STREET,
> G. R A, ENUGU,
> ENUGU STATE.
> NIGERIA.
>
>
> ATTN: MANAGING DIRECTOR/PRESIDENT
>
> In other to transfer (USD$56 Million Dollars) from our bank, I have the
> courage to ask you to look for a reliable and honest person who will be
> capable of this important business believing that you will not let me
down.
>
> I am MR. WALE ADAMS the eastern district bank manager of united bank for
> Africa plc (UBA). There is an account opened in this bank in 1980 and
since
> 1990 nobody has operated on this account again. After intensive
> investigations, I discovered that if I do not find a way to get the amount
> in question stacked out somewhere safe urgently it will be forfeited for
> nothing. The owner of this account, ENGR. SMITH U. WILLIAMS, a foreigner,
> the manager of Petro- technical support services, a chemical Engineer by
> profession and he died in 1990 and no other person knows about this
account
> or any other beneficiary. My investigations prove to me as well that this
> company does not know anything about this account and has no attachment to
> the said amount. The amount involved is 56 MILLION USD (FIFTY-SIX MILLION
> UNITED STATESDOLLARS) ONLY.
>
> In the light of the fact, I needed your assistance to open your door to
> this opportunity by providing your account or any account of your choice
> where the fund will be remitted. I want to transfer this money into a safe
> foreigners account abroad but I dont know any one who could actually
> assist, I am only contacting you as a foreigner because this money can
only
> be approved to a foreign account because the money is in US Dollars and
the
> owner of the account ENGR. SMITH U. WILLIAMS and a foreigner too.
>
> I know that this mail will come as surprise to you as we dont know
> ourselves, but be sure that is for real. I got your contact on the
> believing that you will not let me down in this business. You are the only
> person that I have contacted for this business, so please reply urgently
so
> that I will let you know what steps to take next. Send also your private
> telephone, fax and mobile number for easy communication including the full
> details of the account to be used for the deposit. I am contacting you
> because of the need to involve a foreigner with foreign account. I need
> your full co-operation to make this work out alright.
>
> Your assistance as foreigner is necessary because the management is ready
> to welcome any person, a foreigner who has correct information of this
> account, which I will give to you immediately, if you are interested to
> conclude this transaction with me. If your are capable of handling such
> amount in strict confidence, keeping to my instructions I need a sincere
> person for this venture because I dont want to make mistake, I need your
> strong assurance that this money will be intact pending my arrival in your
> country for sharing.
>
> You should be informed strictly that I will burn all the documents in your
> presence immediately after this money has been remitted to your account
> leaving no trace to any place.
>
> I will apply for annual leave immediately I hear from you that you are
> ready to act and receive this fund in your account. This is to enable me
> use my position and influence to effect legal approvals for onward
transfer
> of this money to your account with appropriate clearance forms of the
> ministries and foreign exchange department.
>
> At the conclusion of this business, you will be given 20% of the total
> amount, 70% will be for us and 10%for any expenses incurred during the
> transaction.
>
> I look forward to your earnest reply in my alternate email
> address:waleadams17@netzero.com
> Yours truly,
>
> MR. WALE ADAMS

Dear Whale,

I read your email with blubbering great interest. This is a deal I would like to harpoon with you. Please get in touch with me at your earliest convenience.

Call me,

Ishmael

----- Original Message -----
From: "MRS. MARIAM SESE-SEKO" <mmaseko1@caramail.com>
To: <bnd@groovygames.com>
Sent: Wednesday, July 23, 2003 12:00 PM
Subject: HELP

FROM:MRS. M SESE-SEKO
DEAR FRIEND.
I AM MRS. MARIAM SESE-SEKO WIDOW OF LATE PRESIDENT
MOBUTU SESE-SEKO OF ZAIRE? NOW KNOWN AS DEMOCRATIC
REPUBLIC OF CONGO (DRC).I RECEIVED YOUR COMPANY
PROFILE FROM THE CHAMBERS OF COMMERCE IN MOROCCO.
I AM MOVED TO WRITE YOU THIS LETTER, THIS WAS IN
CONFIDENCE CONSIDERING MY PRESENT CIRCUMSTANCE
AND SITUATION. I ESCAPED ALONG WITH MY HUSBAND
AND TWO OF OUR SONS DAVID AND MUKOKO OUT OF
DEMOCRATIC REPUBLIC OF CONGO (DRC) TO ABIDJAN,
COTE D'IVOIRE WHERE MY FAMILYAND I SETTLED, WHILE
WE LATER MOVED TO SETTLED IN MOROCCO WHERE MY
HUSBAND LATER DIED OF CANCER DISEASE.
HOWEVER DUE TO THIS SITUATION WE DECIDED TO CHANGE
MOST OF MY HUSBAND'S BILLIONS OF DOLLARS DEPOSITED IN
SWISS BANK AND OTHER COUNTRIES INTO OTHER FORMS OF
MONEY CODED FOR SAFE PURPOSE BECAUSE THE NEW HEAD
OF STATE OF (DRC) MR LAURENT KABILA HAS MADEARRANGEMENT
WITH THE SWISS GOVERNMENT AND OTHER EUROPEAN COUNTRIES
TO FREEZE ALL MY LATE HUSBAND'S TREASURES DEPOSITED IN
SOME EUROPEAN COUNTRIES. HENCE MY CHILDREN AND IDECIDED
LAYING LOW IN AFRICA TO STUDY THE SITUATION TILL WHEN
THINGS GETS BETTER, LIKE NOW THAT PRESIDENT KABILA IS
DEAD AND THE SON TAKING OVER(JOSEPH KABILA). ONE OFMY
LATE HUSBAND'S CHATEAUX IN SOUTHERN FRANCE WAS
CONFISCATED BY THE FRENCH GOVERNMENT, AND AS SUCH
I HAD TO CHANGE MY IDENTITY SO THAT MY INVESTMENT
WILL NOT BE TRACED AND CONFISCATED. I HAVE DEPOSITED
THE SUM OF ONE HUNDRED MILLION UNITEDSTATEDOLLARS(US$I00,000,000,00.)
WITH A SECURITY COMPANY , FOR SAFEKEEPING.
THE FUNDS ARE SECURITY CODED TO PREVENT THEM FROMKNOWING THECONTENT. WHAT
I WANT YOU TO DO IS TO INDICATE YOUR INTEREST THAT YOU
WILL ASSIST US BY RECEIVING THE MONEY ON OUR BEHALF.
ACKNOWLEDGE THIS MESSAGE, SO THAT I CAN INTRODUCE
YOU TO MY SON (DAVIDhajia_maria_abacha) WHO HAS THE OUT MODALITIES
FOR THE CLAIM OF THE SAID FUNDS. I WANT YOU TO
ASSIST IN INVESTING THIS MONEY, BUT I WILL NOTWANT MYIDENTITY REVEALED.
I WILL ALSO WANT TO BUY PROPERTIES AND STOCK
IN MULTI-NATIONAL COMPANIES AND TO ENGAGE IN
OTHER SAFE AND NON-SPECULATIVE INVESTMENTS.
MAY I AT THIS POINT EMPHASISE THE HIGH LEVEL
OF CONFIDENTIALITY, WHICH THIS BUSINESS DEMANDS,
AND HOPE YOU WILL NOT BETRAY THE TRUST AND CONFIDENCE,
WHICH I REPOSE IN YOU.IN CONCLUSION, IF YOU WANT TO
ASSIST US , MY SON SHALL PUT YOU IN THE PICTURE OF
THE BUSINESS, TELL YOU WHERE THE FUNDS ARE
CURRENTLY BEING MAINTAINED AND ALSO DISCUSS OTHER
MODALITIES INCLUDING RENUMERATIONS FOR YOUR SERVICES.
FOR THIS REASON KINDLY FURNISH US YOUR CONTACT
INFORMATION, THAT IS YOUR PERSONAL TELEPHONE
AND FAX NUMBER FOR CONFIDENTIAL PURPOSE AND
ACKNOWLEDGE RECEIPT OF THIS MAIL USING THE ABOVE EMAILADDRESS.
BEST REGARDS,
MRS M. SESE SEKO

Thankyou for your email Sese.

I would like to take you up on your offer of being put in the big picture.
Please send the big picture to this email address. A photo would be good.

Love

Mark

I dunno why, I just like calling them Wendy.

----- Original Message -----
From: "victoria101" <victoria101@libero.it>
To: "victoria101" <victoria101@libero.it>
Sent: Tuesday, July 01, 2003 8:39 PM
Subject: urgent reply needed

FROM;MISS VICTORIA AND HENRY BANGURA
RESIDENCE BADA GUEST HOUSE, ABIDJAN
COTE'D'IVOIRE,WEST AFRICA.

ATTN:

I AM MISS VICTORIA ,BANGURA, 25YS,AND MY BROTHER MASTER
HENRY BANGURA,23YS, WE ARE THE CHILDREN OF LATE
CHIEF TAEMU BANGURA, THE FORMER MINISTER OF FINANCE
TO THE GOVERNMENT OF TEJAN
KABBAH OF SERRIA LEONE THAT PASS AWAY ON A BRIEF
ILLNESS IN
ENGLAND ON MAY 2nd 2001, BEFORE HIS DEATH HE REVEAL
TO US THAT HE
WAS POSION BY THE MEMBERS OF THE GOVERNMENT
COLOBORATED WITH THE
PRESIDENT JUST BECAUSE OF SOME FUND THAT THEY SHARED
TOGETHER HOPING
THAT OUR LATE FATHER WILL LET THEM HAVE ACCESS TO
THE GOVERNMENT
FUND,BUT OUR LATE FATHER LATTER DISSAPOINT THEM
HENCE WHY HE WAS POISONED.

THE DOCTORS KNEW THAT, BUT THEY KEEP IT SECRET.IT IS
OUR DESIRE TO
WRITE FROM OUR HEART HOPING THAT YOU WILL NOT BETRAY
US. OUR LATE FATHER
GAVE US SOME VITAL DOCUMENTS OF SOME FUND DEPOSITED
IN A BANK WHEN
IN HIS SICK BED INFORM US THAT WE SHOULD KEEP IT
SECRET TO ENABLE ME
AND MY BROTHER SHOULD NOT SUFFERED IN FUTURE AS WE
LOST OUR MOTHER 8YEARS AGO THAT HE DIVERTED
SOME HUGE SUMS OF MONEY WHICH HE DEPOSITED WITH ONE
GOOD BANK
IN COTE'D'IVOIRE (WHICH WE WILL OPEN UP TO YOU WHEN
YOU HAVE CONFIRM TO
US YOUR HONESTY) FOR WE PRAYED TO GOD OVER IT BEFORE
CONTACTING YOU.

IN FACT IN A BRIEF INTRODUCTION, ALL THE INFORMATION
WILL BE GIVEN TO YOU WHEN WE HEAR FROM YOU. THIS
MONEY TOTALING US$3,500,000.00 ( THREE MILLION
FIVE HUNDRED UNITED STATES DOLLAR )NOW WE ARE
SEEKING FOR A TRUSTED PERSON WHO WILL ACT AS THE
FORIEGN PARTNER WHO THE FUND WILL BE TRANSFERD
TO,FOR OUR LATE FATHER DEPOSITED THE FUND FOR AN
UNWARD TRANSFER TO HIS FORIEGN PARTNER WHICH THE
NAME IS NOT DISCLOSES TO THE BANK,SO IF YOU ARE SURE
OF YOUR HONESTY THEN WE WILL INTRODUCE YOU TO THE
BANK AS OUR LATE FATHER'S FORIEGN PARTNER TO
ENABLE YOU CONTACT THE BANK AND RECEIVE THIS MONEY
INTO YOUR ACCOUNT FOR OUR ONWARD INVESTMENT AND
RESETTLEMENT IN YOUR COUNTRY OR ANY COUNTRY YOU FEEL
IS SAVE FOR GOOD LUBRICATE INVESTMENT.

HOWEVER, WHAT ME AND MY BROTHER NEEDED FROM YOU IS
YOUR GOOD
ASSISTANCE IN HELPING US TRANSFERRING THE SAID SUM
TO YOUR ACCOUNT
SINCE WE ARE INEXPERENCED IN THE WORLD OF BUSINESS,
THAT'S THE REASON WHY WE ARE ASKING FOR YOUR
SUPPORT.

ALL DOCUMENTS CONCERNING THE DEPOSIT MAY BE
GIVEN TO YOU FOR YOUR VERIFICATION. WE REALLY NEED
TO
MOVE THE FUND OUT OF AFRICA TO ABROAD.
I AND MY BROTHER HAVE DECIEDED TO GIVE YOU
10% OF THE TOTAL SUM FOR YOUR KIND ASSISTANCE. THE
WORLD IS FULL OF BAD PEOPLE PLEASE CAN YOU PROVE
YOUR
GENUITY TO US FOR US TO HAVE YOU AS OUR LIFE PARENT.
SORRY
WE AM NOT SAYING YOU ARE BAD PERSON BUT CONSIDER
THAT
THIS IS MONEY AND HOW THE MONEY WAS GOTTEN. IT IS
OUR
INHERITACE AND OUR LAST HOPE, FOR WE DON'T HAVE
MOTHER AND FATHER AGAIN,IF YOU WILL TAKE US AS PART
OF YOUR FAMILY.
SHOW YOUR INTEREST BY FURNISHING TO US YOUR CONTACTS
AND WE PROCEED ON THE NEXT STEP OF
ACTION. AFRICA IS NO LONGER CONDUSIVE FOR US TO
STAY.

OUR BEST REGARDS.

MISS , VICTORIA BANGURA
AND HIS BROTHER HENRY BANGURA

Dear Wendy,

I like to know the name of your pets before we do business. Do you have a cat? Dog? Siberian Fighting Fish?

Regards,

Mark

I was half expecting them to take this up, I guess they don't like being called Wendy.

----- Original Message -----
From: "coumba01" <coumba01@libero.it>
Cc: <recipient list not shown:>
Sent: Monday, June 23, 2003 9:59 PM
Subject: Your kind attention needed please.

FROM: DANIEL AND COUMBA WILLIAMS
Abidjan Cote d Ivoire
Tel:+225 0783 5240

Dear Sir,

I am Daniel Williams the son of late Mr Christopher Williams the former
Financial controller of the Sierra Leone Diamond Corporation.

yada yada you get the idea

Hello Wendy.

This sounds like an interesting offer. I would prefer to take 11.83% instead of 15%. Is that ok?

Regards,

Aunty Emma.

----- Original Message -----
From: "MR. WILLIAM DURU" <william_duru3@37.com>
To: <bnd@groovygames.com>
Sent: Thursday, January 16, 2003 12:48 PM
Subject: william_duru3@37.com

> CHALLENGE SECURITIES LTD.
> LAGOS, NIGERIA
> phone:234-1-4737637
>
> Attn Sir,
>
> I am MR. WILLIAM DURU, the Director of Operations CHALLENGE SECURITIES
> LTD,LAGOS NIGERIA. Here in NIGERIA Our firm is a security company of
> high repute with years of
outstanding service to the people of Africa. Snipped

Hello Jenny.

I understand the nature of this transaction to be purely situational based up my estimated place of regardment.

Is this correct?

Regards,

Henry